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So lately we’ve been re-potty training Natasha, by having her go outside in the park a few times a day. The problem is, she gets distracted and forgets that instead of checking random shit out, she needs to just shit so I can go home.

This week is HOT in Los Angeles. I mean, 88 degrees and muggy in the morning hot. This morning was no exception. So here is the picture: I am in my pajamas and flip-flops, with Natasha and a bag of treats, trying to get her to poop. She had already peed.

Then this lady walks up to me. She was maybe 40, hispanic, with a coffee in her hand. She looks at me very earnestly and says:

“Jesus will still love a handicaped child.”

I stare at her.

Did this woman just call my dog handicaped?

Then she says:

“Jesus loves retarded children too. All children with disabilities, and Jesus loves you and dogs take a long time to get potty trained and Jesus loves….”

You get the picture.

Crazy lady lecturing me about something invoolving Jesus, disabled children and potty training, and somewhere in there I think she insulted me and my dog.

We walked away quickly, but that was it for Natasha. After that, a guy shows up with two off leash dogs and our negihbors Cho shows up. Natasha was hot, I was hot and mad and there was no pooping to be had.

We go home, I take a shower and somewhere during that time Natasha decides that NOW she wants to go poop, only I’m not there to take her out, so she goes by the front door.

Fuck.

So to recap: 88 degrees, crazy lady calling Natasha retarded and a dog shitting by the front door.

This morning sucked.