My MySpace Survey
PERSONAL
What is your name?
How old are you?
What is your birthday?
What is your mother’s maiden name?
What is your dogs name?
What street were you born on?
Name any pet you ever had?
FUNNY STUFF
What is your bank account number?
What does your social security number spell on a touchtone phone?
How about your pin?
LOVE LIFE
What is your wife’s maiden name (if you’re married)?
Do you own a paper shredder?
How many times have you moved in the last five years?
What is your credit score, in semaphore?
RIGHT NOW
Where are you sitting?
In what room?
Are you by a window?
Are you alone?
Is the door locked?
Can I come over?
EITHER / OR
Apartment / House
Cable / DirectTV
Cable / DSL
Turkey / Tofurkey
SUV / Bug
Mac / PC
Internet Explorer / Firefox
Morning person / Night owl
Cat / Dog
Identity theft = MySpace Memes. Thank you. Goodnight.
your a dumb ass
hahaha.funny stuff.love it
thanks…I’m a survey freak, lol. Addicted to these things, really.
Dude, thats fucking awesome. All these dipshit kids get themselves in trouble because they offer up that information so quickly. They deserve to get fucked up if they are so naive to fill out surveys completely. thanks for that, definitely made me laugh bro.
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PERSONAL
What is your name? Brittany
How old are you? 13
What is your birthday? May 14
What is your mother’s maiden name? Howard
What is your dogs name? Snitch
What street were you born on? Water
Name any pet you ever had? I’ve had too many
FUNNY STUFF
What is your bank account number? Like I would know!
What does your social security number spell on a touchtone phone? I dunno!
How about your pin? What?
LOVE LIFE
What is your wife’s maiden name (if you’re married)? I’m a girl
Do you own a paper shredder? No (what does this have to do with my love life?)
How many times have you moved in the last five years? None
What is your credit score, in semaphore? You’re a nut case!
RIGHT NOW
Where are you sitting? In my living room
In what room? The living one!
Are you by a window? No
Are you alone? Yes
Is the door locked? Yes
Can I come over? No, you’re a nut
EITHER / OR
Apartment / House? Apartment
Cable / DirectTV? Cable
Cable / DSL? Cable
Turkey / Tofurkey? (Tofurkey?) Turkey
SUV / Bug? SUV
Mac / PC?
Internet Explorer / Firefox? Internet Explorer
Morning person / Night owl? Night owl
Cat / Dog? Dog
us dipshit kids? back up buddy! perhaps ur the naive one making such braod generilsations……..but ne who it was funny…perhaps not incredibly relevent 2 me but hey…lol
o and mike? what happened to love where sposed 2 b feeling 4 our generation….after all we r the new tommorrow? and ok if u want us 2 fuk up….ull b the one retiring in a shit hole because the city doesnt have enough money 2 sustain itself……mwa! (lightn up dude im jus kiddin)
PERSONAL
What is your name?shawn
How old are you?15
What is your birthday?july 4
What is your mother’s maiden name? margreta
What is your dogs name? which 1?captain,oddie,nd snowflake
What street were you born on?dont know
Name any pet you ever had? captain
FUNNY STUFF
What is your bank account number? Like I would know!
What does your social security number spell on a touchtone phone? I dunno!
How about your pin? dont know
LOVE LIFE
What is your wife’s maiden name (if you’re married)? dont know
Do you own a paper shredder? No (what does this have to do with my love life?)
How many times have you moved in the last five years? None
What is your credit score, in semaphore? You’re a nut case!
RIGHT NOW
Where are you sitting? in my dinning room
In what room? dinning room
Are you by a window? yea
Are you alone? no
Is the door locked? no
Can I come over? No, you’re a nut
EITHER / OR
Apartment / House? house
Cable / DirectTV? Cable
Cable / DSL? Cable
Turkey / Tofurkey? (Tofurkey?) Turkey
SUV / Bug? SUV
Mac / PC?
Internet Explorer / Firefox? Internet Explorer
Morning person / Night owl? Night owl
Cat / Dog? Dog
how crap
PERSONAL
What is your name? WHAT DO U WANT IT TO BE??
How old are you? OF AGE
What is your birthday? MONDAY
What is your mother’s maiden name? MOM
What is your dogs name? BOWSER
What street were you born on? I WAS BORN ON A HOSPITAL BED
Name any pet you ever had? ZEBRAS COW ELEPHANTS
FUNNY STUFF
What is your bank account number?69-0000-69
What does your social security number spell on a touchtone phone? SUCK MY ASS DIP SHIT
How about your pin? FUCK YOU
LOVE LIFE
What is your wife’s maiden name (if you’re married)? IM FEMALE
Do you own a paper shredder? ILL SHRED YOUR DICK IN IT
How many times have you moved in the last five years? MY BOWELS HAVE MOVED ALOT
What is your credit score, in semaphore? ABOUT 69 OR SO
RIGHT NOW
Where are you sitting? ON MY ASS
In what room? BATHROOM
Are you by a window? YES
Are you alone? NO
Is the door locked? NO
Can I come over? IF U DARE
EITHER / OR
Apartment / House TRAILOR
Cable / DirectTV ILLEGAL
Cable / DSL MONKEY BALLS
Turkey / Tofurkey HAMBURGERS
SUV / Bug STATION WAGON
Mac / PC ????
Internet Explorer / Firefox ????
Morning person / Night owl BOTH
Cat / Dog SNAKED
Haha. This is funny. It would be so priceless to see that on someones myspace. Good job man, because there are so many assholes who dont even think twice about surveys. haha. See, I can say that cause I do that all the time XD
u r dumb
PERSONAL
What is your name?
Stacy
How old are you?
28
What is your birthday?
I was found in a box underneath a pool table, so I’m not sure. I’ve been told that I was about two weeks old at the time, so I’m guessing somewhere in the middle of April.
What is your mother’s maiden name?
Google
What is your dogs name?
Harry Potter
What street were you born on?
Again, I’m not sure, but the pool hall where I was found was located on Hempwood Street.
Name any pet you ever had?
Okay, I just named one Anderson.
FUNNY STUFF
What is your bank account number?
It is the number that the bank uses in order to access my account information
What does your social security number spell on a touchtone phone?
Oddly, it spells “Donald Rumsfield knew there were no WMDs.”
How about your pin?
Which one? I have several. In Torino alone, I must have received 30 pins.
LOVE LIFE
What is your wife’s maiden name (if you’re married)?
I didn’t really plan to come out this way, but her maiden name is Cooper.
Do you own a paper shredder?
Yes.
How many times have you moved in the last five years?
Seventeen times. Always on the run from the man.
What is your credit score, in semaphore?
It is the number that lenders use to evaluate my worthiness as a borrower.
RIGHT NOW
Where are you sitting?
At the computer
In what room?
In the computer room.
Are you by a window?
Yes, but it is far too small for you to get in.
Are you alone?
No, there’s a gaggle of children and some drunk adults nearby.
Is the door locked?
It’s open, actually.
Can I come over?
Only if your intentions are benign.
EITHER / OR
Apartment / House
House
Cable / DirectTV
Cable?
Cable / DSL
DSL?
Turkey / Tofurkey
Tofurkey, of course.
SUV / Bug
Roller skates.
Mac / PC
Atari
Internet Explorer / Firefox
Netscape
Morning person / Night owl
Both
Cat / Dog
I find CatDog unamusing. Mostly I just watch Spongebob Squarepants.
cool… anyone here know how to hack a school PC and get “super-user” status?